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Get ready for the dankest adventure of your life!

His greatest dream: Becoming a beautiful independent walrus! Help Ramone achieve his big lifetime goal in this truly dank, FREE TO DOWNLOAD game! A heartwarming story, a cinematic soundtrack, wonderful graphics and le epic memes are waiting for you!

What other people think:

"Too much water" - IGN
"kill me pls" - xXQuickSc0per420Xx
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams XD" - George W. Bush

Epic screenshots:


System requirements: Windows 7 or newer, at least 2GB RAM, a fairly good processor, latest version of DirectX. A screen, mouse and keyboard are great too!
Disclaimer: This game is really stupid pure satire. Don't take ANYTHING in it too serious.